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  1. Dear Altralto,

    I’m an eighteen-year-old tenor saxophone-playing girl with burning rectal itch and self-esteem issues.
    I am also an herbal tea afficionado.

    I recently met this great guy (let’s call him Dirk) who has offered to teabag me, give me a pearl necklace, and keep my reed wet.

    He says he’s a member of the prestigious Smegma Phi fraternity too !!!!!

    My problem is this: He wants me to move in with him on the South Shore, where the postal code is E-I-E-I-O. Are there any proctologists there who don’t wear turbans and don’t do rectal probes with their kirpans?

    Squirmy in Pointe-Claire

  2. Thanks for the update Squirmy Mildred. Sorry about the rectal itch. Remember, man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger (ancient Chinese proverb).

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